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permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 10:43 PM 0 comments

Internet browsing this week offered deplorable commentary on police officers. Eric Kirk blogged about cops who abuse authority based on their own agenda and the San Francisco Chronicle reports a sergeant with the SFPD was arrested with a 14 year-old prostitute. Meanwhile a deputy sheriff in Hayward was in court to defend against charges that he stole $1000 from an 84 year-old dead woman.

Now the LA Times reports that police officer Bobby Cutts Jr. has been arrested for the murder of a woman 9 months pregnant. Cutts is believed to be the father of the child. He'll be arraigned on two counts of murder.

Law breakers, to use a mild term, come in all sizes, shapes and uniforms.

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In his Times-Standard column yesterday, David Cobb railed against national immigration sweeps that stormed into Fortuna last week, stranding children and removing bread winners from families who need them. “The reality is that the overwhelming majority of Americans are immigrants, or the direct descendants of immigrants,” he wrote.

Another weekly columnist, Leo Sears, wasted no time responding in today’s paper by poo-pooing the notion that the US is a nation of immigrants by insisting we are a “nation of laws.”

Sears is only partially right. We are a nation of selectively enforced laws, with the biggest lawbreakers often being those empowered to keep us in line. Just ask CIA Director Michael Hayden who announced yesterday that hundreds of pages detailing illegal CIA activity will be declassified. The documents will shed light on decades of domestic spying, kidnapping, and assassination attempts. Perhaps we should reverently stand to read these shameful pages -- placing hands over hearts -- while learning about government surveillance of journalists, infiltration of leftist groups, and covert experiments on civilians, including the use of drugs.

Not surprisingly, the CIA refers to these tactics as “the family jewels.” Apparently, it takes balls to be a sanctioned, well-paid criminal. Stephen Colbert would be proud.

Hayden says the documents “provide a glimpse of a very different time and a very different agency.” However, a quick glance at news over the last few years shows these activities by the US government continue with vigor.

George W. Bush is widely reported to have called the Constitution “just a goddamn piece of paper.” His administration behaves as such, trampling long-celebrated rights provided by the founding fathers.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 5:13 PM 30 comments

Talking with Hank Sims on KHUM’s Humboldt Review last eve, Rodoni reacted to Hanson’s enthusiastic defense of the war on marijuana, which Hanson equated to “the war on rape.”

“You don’t find Mr. Hanson jumping up and down, running around trying to bust drug houses,” Rodoni said. “That’s not very much fun. But it is kind of fun to get in a helicopter and go ripping around acting like Rambo.”

Rodoni supports legalization and said alcohol and cigarettes kill more people than marijuana. In fact, the war on marijuana has killed more people than marijuana itself, he said.

While acknowledging the affects legalization would have on the economy, Rodoni said “equilibrium” would happen in another form. He pointed to the market for Humboldt grass-fed beef and goat cheese.

Sims sounded convinced.

“You wanna light one up and go outside,” asked Rodoni.

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Cops clashed with timber workers 72 years ago today at the Holmes-Eureka mill, site of the current Bayshore Mall.

A lumber strike had ensued for five weeks and culminated with the deaths of striking workers shot by police gunfire on June 21, 1935.

Before the strike, timber workers toiled 10-hour days, 6-days a week for 35¢ an hour. Union organizers traveled the Pacific Northwest to win reasonable work hours and better pay.

Eureka was a different ballgame in 1935 but one thing was the same. There were two newspapers – the Humboldt Times and the Humboldt Standard – both of which published front page editorials against the strike. According to The Great Lumber Strike of Humboldt County 1935 by Frank Onstine, “there was little actual violence (before the morning of June 21, 1935, but) the press was eager to convince the public that Eureka was on the verge of anarchy.”

Indeed, strikebreakers were escorted to work and city officials threatened to call the National Guard. Bosses pressured workers to sign “loyalty oaths” to the companies that employed them, and the newspapers published the oaths.

On the morning of June 21, 1935, strikers gathered at the Holmes-Eureka mill. It might have been like any other strike until the police chief rode his car into the crowd while shooting his gun at the ground yelling "who's going to stop me." Someone inside the chief's car shot tear gas at the picketers knocking a woman to the ground striking fear that she’d been hit by a shotgun.

Thinking the cops had killed a picketer, strikers charged the cops with a “hail of rocks,” causing police to unleash gunfire. Patrolman Harry Albee emptied his pistol through the windshield, but didn’t know how to work the submachine gun stashed in the trunk. He employed the help of a non-striking worker, Ernest Watkins, “a young Holmes-Eureka employee [who] proceeded to open fire.” The gun jammed within a few rounds, ending the worker-on-worker shooting.

Three strikers died on scene while others succumbed to their wounds in the following days and weeks.

Multiple trials in Superior Court failed to convict strikers of any wrongdoing despite false evidence paraded about by the cops and the Humboldt Standard. No charges were filed in the deaths of the workers, according to a September 3, 1995 Times-Standard article.

Multiple trials in Superior Court failed to convict strikers of any wrongdoing despite false evidence paraded about by the cops and the Humboldt Standard. No charges were filed in the deaths of the workers, according to a September 3, 1995 Times-Standard article.

Multiple trials in Superior Court failed to convict strikers of any wrongdoing despite false evidence paraded about by the cops and the Humboldt Standard. No charges were filed in the deaths of the workers, according to a September 3, 1995 Times-Standard article.

Multiple trials in Superior Court failed to convict strikers of any wrongdoing despite false evidence paraded about by the cops and the Humboldt Standard. No charges were filed in the deaths of the workers, according to a September 3, 1995 Times-Standard article.

Multiple trials in Superior Court failed to convict strikers of any wrongdoing despite false evidence paraded about by cops and the Humboldt Standard. No charges were filed in the deaths of the workers.

Multiple trials in Superior Court failed to convict strikers of any wrongdoing despite false evidence paraded about by the cops and the Humboldt Standard. No charges were filed in the deaths of the workers, according to a September 3, 1995 Times-Standard article.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 8:23 PM 20 comments

IF there’s one lawyer whose name local authorities loathe to see in the upper left corner of a specially delivered document, it’s Dennis Cunningham's.

In recent memory, Humboldt County Supervisors ate some serious crow after paying $1.5 million for recklessly pursuing the 7 years-long “Pepper Spray case” against Cunningham’s activist clients. Before that, Cunningham secured a $4.4 Million jury award in the case against the FBI and Oakland Police on behalf of the late Judi Bari and Darryl Cherney.

But the stench of official stubbornness is set to burn both nostrils as the City of Eureka and the Village of Ferndale seem bent on litigation to defend bad cop behavior. There is high probability that both will lose.

Cunningham’s office already filed a wrongful death suit based on the Eureka Police shooting of Cheri Moore.

Now Ferndale appears willing to face the famed attorney after rejecting a civil claim in the case of Sean Marsh, who was wrongly arrested by a village cop afflicted with an Eric Cartman complex.

Some things are indefensible, as the jury in the Marsh case found within minutes of deliberation. But a “not guilty” verdict doesn’t always resolve a situation. Marsh lost his job because of the legal charade against him. Cheri Moore lost her life.

The decision-makers in these two situations would be wise to think carefully before moving to bang briefcases in a courtroom against Dennis Cunningham. Unless, of course, they're sitting on a pile of money they’re willing to lose to Cunningham’s war chest.
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permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 10:02 AM 68 comments

Some Humboldt County residents complain that lack of local jobs causes their children to move elsewhere, rather than live down the street happily ever after, like every other family in America.

The answer? Big-Box malls! Unless you’re a girl.

A jury awarded a fired Wal-Mart pharmacist $2 Million for getting canned after she requested the same pay as her male counterparts. But screwing workers is a Wal-Mart tradition.

Yep, Wal-Mart’ll be the glue that holds our kin together!

But at least our underpaid offspring will be in good company. They can stand in line with full-time county workers – who are also on public assistance.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 11:42 PM 18 comments

Blame Dean Singleton. He runs his newspapers like sweatshops. Anybody who has worked at the Times-Standard or who knows somebody who works or who has worked at the Times-Standard understands what I'm saying here.

I went to J-school 20 years ago at San Jose State. Many of my classmates, the best and the brightest, went to the Mercury News, SF Chronicle, or the Contra Costa Times. The Merc and Co Co Times were owned by Knight-Ridder, one of the top companies to work for in the profession. The Chronicle was owned by the de Young family back then. I haven't been in touch with them for years, but I can imagine their dismay when Hearst Corp. bought the Chron in 2000 and their absolute horror when Singleton bought the Merc and Co Co Times.

These are bad times indeed for newspaper journalists in Northern California. Singleton owns most of the daily newspapers in the Bay Area.

Working at the Times-Standard is awful. The newsroom is a dark cavern with stained grungy carpet and NO windows. There are windows...on the other side of the building, which Singleton leases to the county.

Apply for a newsroom job at the Times-Standard and they will try to low-ball you when it comes time to negotiate a salary. Then they expect you to handle a work load that it is probably double the average large-market daily. They will spend nothing to improve the work environment or boost morale, which is the lowest of any newspaper I have worked at, and I have worked at several. They recently cut the newsroom morale fund, all $50 a month of it.

A couple of years ago the heater in the newsroom stopped working. As a matter of fact the heater vents would start blowing cold air. Nobody could figure out how to stop it. They would not spend the money to repair it. The newsroom staff would wear coats or have blankets wrapped around them. The night shift had the opposite problem. When they would fire up the press at night, the newsroom would go from bone-chilling cold to unbearably hot in a space of about 30 minutes. This went on for months.

In 20 years of working in Journalism, my worst experience was the local Dean Singleton newspaper. I worked there for 18 months until I couldn't stand it any longer. I quit without having a job...so did another reporter, a very good one. It took me about a week to find a job that paid an hourly rate nearly double what I was earning at the Times-Standard. People who have left the Times-Standard newsroom recently, and there have been several, like to say they got out...and they got out at the right time because as bad as it is now it looks like it's going to get worse.

You can walk in to one of the local personnel services and find an unskilled job that pays more than the Times-Standard pays journalists who have years and years of experience.

That is why I have been so quick to defend friends who still work in the newsroom...Faulk, Driscoll, Durant, et. al. ...when they are criticized on the blogs. I know the pressure they are under to produce on a daily basis and the horrid work environment they must do it in.

And that is why the Media Maven really irks me. She has her cush job on the state payroll with all the bennies, and she writes these asinine critics of working journalists who slave their days away in Dean Singleton's news dungeon while living paycheck to paycheck.

So the next time one of you anons feel the urge to take a cheap shot at Faulk, Driscoll, Durant, etc., please understand what they are enduring already.

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permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 10:05 AM 40 comments

Public comments were peppered with praise for council members Polly Endert and Larry Glass for their participation in an advisory committee that reached an agreement for lower bed count at the Christian-based recovery facility Teen Challenge.

Council member Chris Kerrigan advocated a maximum of 10 residents for the first year, rather than the negotiated limit of 24. But Glass said a 10-bed limit was the city's starting point in the negotiations. Teen Challenge originally sought a 50-bed facility.

Teen Challenge got the green light 3-1, Kerrigan dissenting.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 10:46 PM 20 comments

Last month the Chronicle reported major lay-offs. Now the San Jose Mercury News says 17% of its workforce will be shown the door. Once again the blame is on the internet.

The Mercury News is owned by MediaNews Group, which also owns the Times-Standard.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 9:31 PM 9 comments

As you may know, there’s a Senate Bill moving through the legislative process that would widen highway 101 at Richardson Grove to allow Surface Transportation Assistance Act (STAA) trucks to haul live cattle South from Humboldt for slaughter. The widening might require the removal of old-growth redwoods.

While there have been some interesting ideas that would preclude cutting the trees, such as installing traffic lights at either end to allow nighttime one-way traffic to accommodate the trucks, there is perhaps a local solution -- a Humboldt County slaughter house.

Why ship cattle south when processing and packaging could happen here, creating jobs and high-quality local products? And for the motivated entrepreneur, money from the Headwaters Fund could be accessed to start the business. The Fund is currently accepting applications.

The slaughter house could also service Del Norte, though adjustments to the highway may still be required at Big Lagoon.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 10:04 AM 34 comments

Crescent City’s newspaper The Daily Triplicate reports on a new book about Humboldt County history. Jean Pfaelzer is the author of Driven Out: The Forgotten War Against Chinese Americans. Pfaelzer spoke Saturday at North Town Books in Arcata.

From the Triplicate:

Eureka's tale, she found, repeated itself in cities and towns along the West Coast from Seattle to Crescent City to San Diego and east into Wyoming, Nevada and Idaho.

"I realized I was sitting on a story of ethnic cleansing in the U.S.," Pfaelzer said. "It was systematic. It was deliberate. It was all over the place."

[...]

After being forced from their Eureka homes, Chinese people filed the first lawsuit in America for reparations. They organized a militia in Amador and a vegetable strike in Truckee in response to evacuation attempts. Chinese workers on the railroad line won the right to keep their own cooks who boiled water for tea and saved their health as diseases spread among whites.

[...]

Eureka's roundup in 1885 followed the death of a city councilman, caught in the crossfire of a shoot-out in Chinatown. A local crowd wanted to kill all of the city's Chinese residents and burn down Chinatown. Leaders settled on immediately driving them out by loading them onto boats for San Francisco.

When they arrived, the Chinese sued Eureka for racism.

"It is an instance of formidable resistence," Pfaelzer said of the action that also sought damages for their lost wages, fishing vessels, crops and horses. "They sue for being the objects of mob violence, the intangible hatred that has come down on them and forced them out of Eureka."

[...]

Pfaelzer wants the issue and her book to focus more attention on current immigration problems.

She pointed to communities in the U.S. that have forced out Latino residents, through rental laws and other means. She also noted the recent raids on immigrants in the Eureka area.

"It is happening again," Pfaelzer said.

She compared rules that called on the Chinese to carry photo IDs to possible future requirements for U.S. citizens to carry passports. Chinese residents at the time refused.

[...]

"Many communities are just now beginning to deal with what happened to the first Chinese Americans," Pfaelzer said.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 5:24 PM 39 comments

Roger Rodoni revs for re-election by bringing pot to the table. Well, the discussion of legalized pot, anyway. But Roger risks revolting 2^nd District voters because everyone knows a corner-store pack of Marlboro Spliffs would cause cannabis prices to bottom out.

Meanwhile on the opinion page, the Times-Standard­ gets misty over “compassion” used to round up immigrants in Fortuna and ship them over the border forthwith. While the T-S did a great job covering the surprise raids this week, today’s sugarcoating burns the swallow pipe. After reporting that children were left without one or both parents the editors now say they “hope” the reports aren’t true.

In other news, the Eureka Reporter published an authorless news item bemoaning California getting out-logged by our neighbors to the North. Oregon and Washington, we learn, are cutting more timber than our fair state. Maybe with enough lobbying we can have clear-cuts right up to the highway, just like Oregon! Gee, that would be swell, Wally.

But for some real “troubling questions” head to this opinion piece by a Willow Creek resident worried about the uncomfortable number of recent mountain lion sightings. The big cats have been helping themselves to domestic pets in “long-established” neighborhoods, prompting the writer to ponder hunting season on the predators. Perhaps the mountain lions are way ahead on this issue. After suffering decades of invasion in their long-established territory, the native felines appear to have concluded that thinning intruding populations is an appropriate action. Some among us would obviously agree.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 9:44 AM 9 comments

Hey Heraldo:

Suddenlink sent me an annoying robot-style telephone call this morning.

The disembodied digitized voice on the wire tried to sell me a DVR system.

It told me to come visit the friendly folks at their office on West Wabash in Eureka.

I have never heard a Eurekan pronounce the street name "Wabash" as "Wuh-BASH."

Have you?

This blogger has not heard such mangled pronunciation of the Eureka thoroughfare, but has been witness to amusing attempts by computerized phone calls to sound out names that betray a non-white pedigree. But perhaps the unusual articulation stems from a Suddenlink programmer’s shibboleth.

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Send your Hey Heraldos here.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 2:39 PM 11 comments

And you thought anonymous blog comments were bad.

Yesterday the CA Supreme Court ruled that cops can search your house based on anonymous tips. But they must obtain permission to enter (unless they have a warrant). Until then, you can do like Nancy Reagan and just say no.

From the Chronicle:

Police who get an anonymous tip about a crime suspect don't have to check it out before going to the suspect's home and asking to be let in, the state Supreme Court ruled today.

In a unanimous decision, the court said police can enter a home with a resident's permission, after a "knock-and-talk'' conversation at the door, without the evidence of wrongdoing they need for an involuntary detention or search.

"The sanctity of the home is not threatened when police approach a residence, converse with the homeowner and properly obtain consent to search,'' Justice Carol Corrigan wrote for the court.

She dismissed defense arguments that allowing police to seek entry into a home based on an unverified tip would invite harassing visits instigated by anonymous calls from a resident's enemies.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 11:58 AM 3 comments

Okay, how do you lose an emu? And if you do, why doesn’t everyone know about it? It’s not like losing your black lab/pit bull cross. It’s an emu! And it's been lost for more than a week! If the loser put out a lost & found ad, everyone would know who to call.

Sheesh.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 6:15 PM 15 comments

Somehow Eureka’s daily papers failed to cover it. But this week’s North Coast Journal has the scoop on the lawsuit, which was filed in Federal court “a couple of weeks ago,” according to Hank Sims.

The April 14, 2006 police shooting of Cheri Moore was the subject of a highly publicized inquest, as well as newspaper editorials, a Journal cover story and the blogs.

Nearly as contentious as the shooting itself is the inexplicable failure of District Attorney Paul Gallegos to charge the officers involved or drop the case. What the hell he is waiting for is anyone’s guess.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 8:17 PM 27 comments

Not that a big-box detesting blogger should complain. Once upon a time some of the county’s creative thinkers considered the site a prime spot for Wal-Mart.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 1:57 PM 22 comments

Not that Humboldt County isn’t off-the-hook exciting at times, but jee-zus, can you imagine the District Attorney filing nine felony charges against a County Supervisor?

That’s the breaking news in the big city to the South. An arrest warrant has been issued and someone is in deep doo-doo.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 6:05 PM 5 comments

Nathan
You don't have to put out the fluff piece
Those days are over
You don't have to hide your love of the Police

Nathan
You don't have to use those puns tonight
Slinging words for Arkley
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Nathan
You don't have to put out the fluff piece
Nathan
You don't have to put out the fluff piece

Nathan (Put out the fluff piece)
Nathan (Put out the fluff piece)
Nathan (Put out the fluff piece)
Nathan (Put out the fluff piece)
Nathan (Put out the fluff piece)
Nathan

I read you since I knew you
I wouldn't blog against you
I hope you enjoy the Police show
And write about it when you get back

I never saw them either
By now Sting is a geezer
Hope someone will watch your cats
While you're away

Nathan
You don't have to put out the fluff piece
Nathan
You don't have to put out the fluff piece

Nathan (Put out the fluff piece)
Nathan (Put out the fluff piece)
Nathan (Put out the fluff piece)

(Opinions expressed in this parody do not necessarily reflect those of The Humboldt Herald or its staff.)

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 10:58 AM 19 comments

Last year this blog focused on Hank Larrabee, the genocidal murderer whom Humboldt County continues to commemorate with place names on the map. Regular commenter Derchoadus suggested this blogger hunt down a copy of the book Genocide and Vendetta for more information about the mass Indian killings that characterized the formation of what is now known as Humboldt County.

The book's index lists a single reference to Hank Larrabee, which is reprinted below in full:

Another man who lived just northwest of the Yolla Bolly Country had a wide reputation as an Indian hater. Hank Larrabee, whose name now labels some of the local geographical features of the area, had a cattle ranch on Larrabee Creek. He boasted of having killed sixty children with his own hatchet at different slaughtering grounds. One day, angered because his Indian servant occasionally visited his relatives, he killed the family of six persons and the boy and sent the bodies down the Van Duzen River, which was labeled with the name of an American known to be opposed to killing Indians, on a raft. Larrabee, according to much of the evidence, was probably one of the six or seven men who later massacred approximately sixty Indians on Gunther Island in Humboldt Bay on February 26, 1860.

Lieutenant Daniel Lynn, who had been sent to “Larrabee’s Valley” with a detachment of men in March, 1861, described Mr. Larrabee to his superior, Captain Charles Lovell:

Here in this apparently lovely valley lived a man about whose qualities I feel myself impelled to speak...I heard no man speak in his favor, nor even intimate one redeeming trait in his character. The universal cry was against him. At the Thousand Acre Field and Iaqua Ranch even the woman who was shot and burned to death was condemned for living with such a man. Of most enormities of which he stands accused you are aware. An accomplice and actor in the massacre at Indian Island and South Bay; the murderer of Yo-keel-la-bah; recently engaged in killing unoffending Indians, his party, according to their own story, having killed eighteen at one time (eight bucks and ten squaws and children), and now at work imbruing his hands in the blood of slaughtered innocence. I do not think Mr. Larrabee can be too emphatically condemned.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 4:03 PM 27 comments

Tree-huggers were horrified Saturday after the Times-Standard reported the brave warrior who climbed a leaning redwood to stop it from being cut was assaulted by a clandestine Caltrans work crew.

“We took care of it,” said Vinnie, who declined to give his last name.

A press statement released by Caltrans extended appreciation to T-S reporter James Faulk for his appropriately-titled column, The Bully Pulpit, which falsely reported the tree would remain standing for “a full funding cycle [until] the great machine [could] redeploy its arsenal of destruction.”

The tree was cut Wednesday morning.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 12:34 PM 26 comments

Moviemakers focusing on the story of famed tree-sitter Julia “Butterfly” Hill are reportedly courting Dustin Hoffman “to play the main antagonist.”

The film project was announced in May at the Cannes Film Festival. Shooting begins this month.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 8:58 AM 44 comments

Okay elected officials, flex your muscles. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

California cities and counties have broad authority to decide where stores can be located, the state Supreme Court ruled today in a case that boosts local efforts to exclude "big-box'' retailers such as Wal-Mart...

The court expressly endorsed the conclusion of an appellate ruling last year that upheld a Turlock law halting Wal-Mart's plans to build a discount supercenter that included a full-sized grocery store. Turlock officials said their goal was to preserve neighborhood shopping centers that would be threatened by the retail giant.

Wal-Mart, which unsuccessfully challenged the Turlock ordinance, has estimated that 20 cities and counties in Northern California have passed measures to limit or block its stores.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 10:52 PM 6 comments

Maybe it’s been a while since anyone from the Times-Standard ventured North from Eureka on the billboard-lined safety corridor. But a word of advice: keep both hands on the wheel, click on the headlights and maintain an even 50mph. And if you forget the speed limit, like you did in today’s editorial, there are posted reminders to aid your detail-challenged memory.

But this blogger agrees that flashing billboards create a dangerous distraction to safety conscious drivers, in addition to the sheer offensiveness posed by such gyrating, neon advertisements.

In fact, we at the Humboldt Herald are known to applaud approvingly when a wicked windstorm blesses us with billboard demolition, thereby clearing the view to our beautiful bay.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 4:16 PM 12 comments

When Maxxam CEO Charles Hurwitz was briefly handcuffed at the Arcata airport, cheers rang out across Humboldt County towns and clear-cuts. The greedy man who continues to put the screws to our communities and others had a momentary brush with justice, and it was good.

To celebrate and memorialize this crumb of fairness, the Lost Coast League is having a contest “for the best ballad which commemorates this fleeting moment in Humboldt County history.”

Long or short, spoken or sung, enter your ditty for the chance to win a $200 cash prize. Use the muse. Hurwitz in handcuffs. Wasn’t it great?

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 4:03 PM 20 comments

For 55 years, H&E’s “do-it-yourself” center in Barstow served the community that helped the company flourish. But guess who’s forcing the long-time local business to bid adieu.

Its founders survived World War II. It outlasted competitive lumber yards in the early days. It rebuilt after a fire in the 1980s. Competition, particularly from a big orange store down the street, finally won out and forced the home-town hero to pack up and leave.

Meanwhile, a Home Depot in Oklahoma gave the boot to four employees for stopping shoplifters who attempted to make their get-away in a stolen car. Police acknowledge recovery of merchandise and the vehicle would have been unlikely without the workers’ help.

Home Depot says corporate rules forbid workers to pursue or detain shoplifters. But oddly, management praised one of the men less than a year ago for doing the same thing.

Stewart said all he did was call police, something he's done before. Less than eight months ago, he said that he received a letter -- a commendation letter -- for helping police catch a thief trying to steal $2,500 worth of wire.

So remember, when you’re wearing that orange smock in an effort to embrace prosperity, keep your head down, follow the rules and tread softly on the eggshells of your stability. Otherwise the big boss man will take away your keys.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 6:48 AM 13 comments

The Mendocino County Board of Supervisors voted 4-1 to ask legislators to acknowledge the war on pot has failed and to legalize it.

The Press Democrat has the story:

[Supervisor John Pinches] said keeping pot criminal propagates illegal gardens on public and private lands by keeping prices high.

Those gardens often are guarded by armed caretakers with orders to shoot trespassers. Violence has also surrounded legal, medical marijuana gardens, which have become robbery targets.

Pinches said it would be safer if marijuana were regulated in the same manner as alcohol. He estimated the county’s reputedly largest cash crop is worth $5 billion.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 8:40 PM 3 comments

Long lines devolved into mass chaos after check-out workers got a go-home-early slip from cost-cutting management who apparently enjoy cries for mercy by a shorted staff.

Perhaps placing the book isle adjacent the coagulating morass of ready-to-pay customers was strategic. Shoppers trapped between overloaded carts can kick back with a novel while disgruntled employees scurry like lab rats on crack to compensate for the unnecessary worker shortage.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 1:12 PM 18 comments

It’s not as bad as driving by the slide at confusion hill, but cruising 65 under the redwood that dangles its crown over highway 101 gives pause for thought.

The leaning tree has stood watch over the road for decades and was spared the saw as recently as December. Unfortunately, cracks were found near the base and the cut scheduled for Sunday afternoon.

But this being Humboldt County, the tree removal crew arrived to find a man in the tree protesting its removal.

A Times-Standard article announcing the scheduled cut triggered a flood of comments, including calls for a last-minute protest to save the tree.

And so there was. The operation has been rescheduled, but motorists won’t have much in the way of advanced notice.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 7:38 AM 20 comments

Charles Hurwitz still wears the CEO pants in the family, but son Shawn is taking over as president of Pacific Lumber’s parent company, Maxxam.

And while snubbed timber workers fret over promised pensions, the Houston have-mores toast their ill-begotten fortune.

"I am honored to help lead a great company with tremendous assets," Shawn Hurwitz said. "I look forward to helping drive growth and opportunity for our shareholders, our employees and the communities where we do business."

Not including the Humboldt hinterland, he forgot to add.

permalink I posted by Heraldo Riviera @ 10:20 PM 11 comments

The Captain is dead! Long live the Captain!

While you were busy pouting over spilled milk, a new blog was quietly being added to the Humboldt Blogosphere.

The North Coast Post, run by the mysterious “Postmaster,” aims to “fill the hole” left by “the departure of Captain Buhne” a.k.a. Ryan Hurley. But aside from the direct reference, there are elements of this new blog reminiscent of the now defunct Buhne Tribune, and tongues are already wagging over at Fred’s.

The NCP’s first post, “Jumping the snark” recalls an odd expression favored by Hurley, “jump[ing] the shark.” And the NCP largely focuses on poking fun at (and giving accolades to) the local fishwrap – an obvious Buhne Tribune pastime.

And then there’s the pattern of referring to local women journalists as “babe.” It’s easier than trying to remember their names.

But there are differences. Gone are the headlines in all caps. More importantly, the NCP doesn’t allow anonymous comments.

After the outing, Hurley hit the local radio circuit (okay, two shows) and was questioned both times why he allowed comment threads to be hijacked by foul self-centereds. In the weeks since the Buhne Tribune’s demise, other local blogs have been targeted by restless trolls in search of a new toilet. But resistance is futile worthwhile. The NCP may be the first to test the waters of traffic potential for a Humboldt blog that offers daily original content on popular subjects but doesn't allow anonymous comments.

So, is the Postmaster the latest incarnation of Capt. Buhne? If not, at least the rumor mill will generate some traffic.

UPDATE: Straight from the desk of Capt. Buhne: The North Coast Post blogger is not the man behind the Buhne Tribune.

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Somehow yours truly failed to locate the innards of this week’s North Coast Journal until Friday morn, whereupon it was discovered that talented graphic designer Joel Mielke penned a guest Town Dandy column while Hank Sims attends paternity duty (good luck Mr. and Mrs. S!).

The witty prose of Mr. Mielke tests the bounds of the common person’s vocabulary, urging readers to seek dictionary assistance. And since you’re reading this on the tubes, you can forgo the hunk of dead tree and get your definition with just a click. An alt-click, that is. You don’t even have to know your alphabet.

The Humboldt Herald relies on a handy widget from Answers.com that produces pop-up definitions upon alt-clicking any word while browsing the web. The widget is an add-on to the free internet browser, Firefox (yet another reason to ditch Internet Explorer).

Anyway, this blogger is looking forward to busting out with the word shibboleth at first opportunity in casual conversation. Perhaps I’ll be chatting with my homies about Eureka’s quotidian exigencies when one of them strangely mispronounces a common word, thereby revealing a place of origin outside the emerald triangle.

That’ll be my cue to promptly disregard anything my newly downgraded friend says about the sacred affairs of Humboldt County and tersely chastise the offender for giving voice to outside opinions in the first place.

Humpf. Carpetbagger.

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It’s bad enough that an elderly woman can’t walk down the street with her little dog. But living in fear of exiting your front door to retrieve the paper is beyond acceptable.

Ever have a pit bull hurl itself against your sliding glass door for days in a row? These are the things Eureka residents in a J Street neighborhood have had to endure for months while the dogs’ owner takes his sweet time putting a kennel together.

Irresponsible pet owners top The Humboldt Herald list of “Really Bad People” who should suffer revocation of their right to keep animals. How big of a dick do you have to be to terrorize your entire neighborhood with giant dogs you’re too lazy to control? As comments on the Times-Standard website reveal, it’s amazing no one has taken the matter into their own hands.

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